When you were a kid, your greatest fears likely included sharks or quicksand – and now as an adult, those fears have become, or INCLUDE, credit card statements or running into your ex with his/her new girlfriend/boyfriend. And not playin it cool.

Today, 2020, your irrational fear of getting caught wearing your slippers in public or wearing only your underwear in a work Zoom call have supplanted what now seem as natural fears because life is a fucking shit show. 

I miss being afraid of sharks

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