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multiple jaxasms


Somewhere, probably my old (first) blog where i was an unqualified, slightly meandering, right on point, very successful — relationship coach. Or relationship advice columnist. Was in a few newspapers in the U.S. and Canada, and on that (this) internet thing where I wrapped up (actually self-destructed or one of my asms) train wrecked it.

Then…Sarcasm (of the ‘biting’ or ‘mean’ variety) was, almost like this, my staple. So i missed writing, missed getting and answering letters, and missed the train wrecks that always ensued — so jaxasms were born.

Called Rapid Fire then it answered questions rapidly with nearly nasty short quips. Example: “Dear ———-, ive caught my boyfriend cheating on me 4 times. How do i make him stop? Amy. Vancouver BC.” MyAnswer — “Amy. You DON’T (can’t) make him stop. YOU are part of the reason he does it to you. You’ve trained the dog to shit on your bed in the middle of the night, so this what he does, and WILL DO until he can’t get it up.” Next…   (question)

So 8 or so of those made up a posting, and the posts were a hit. I did entire podcasts and vlogs devoted to them. Here, shorter questions, very short answers, and about 5-8 of them. So ask me anything whenever, whatever – just ASK!

There will be more features coming and i will do this same thing: introduce them, and wait for your questions, statements, or comments. You can Dear Jax or hey jax! them if you like, or not – whatever.

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I SEE noise.

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