Mental Illness
Rejection
Masturbating
Hairy Legs
Stretch Marks
Spots
Being Jealous
Liking ABBA
Unmade Beds
Being a Virgin
Grey Hair
Wrinkles
Farting
Astrology
Setting Boundries
Loving YOUrself
Small Boobies
Not Showering Today
Scars
Your Period
Getting Drunk
Reality TV
Everything You Said Last Night
Being Single
Being Married
Being a Virgin
NOT Being a Virgin
Being Admired
Being Noticed
Reading
Not Reading
Peeing your Pants
Picking your Nose
Picking your Underwear Out
Of Your Butt Crack
Your Small Penis (again)
Stretch Marks
Your Belly
Your Butt
Your Belly-Button
Your Meds
Being Scared
Being Happy
Being Sad
Being Mad
Being Blue
Being Pink
Being Red
Not Being Enough
Letting Your Kids Watch TV
Eating Candy
Sleeping on the Couch
One Night Stand
Changing Your Mind
Living w/ Your Parents
Your Age
No Kids
10 Kids
Forgetting a Name
Forgetting Your Name
Forgetting Your Meds
Forgetting A Birthday
Forgetting Your Keys

Sweating
STD’s
Big Boobs
Tiny Ass
Big Ass
Small Penis
Hair. Hair Everywhere
Getting Fired
Eating
Swearing
Hollywood Undead
Menopause
Pooing
Bad Tattoos
Crying
Being Broke
Being Broken
Having Weird Sex
Having Sex
NOT Having Sex
Talking Too Much
LOVING Dave Matthews
Talking Very Little
Being Loud
Being Quiet
Being Loud in Bed
Your Passions
Your WEIGHT
Hating Lists
Being Shy
Being Ashamed
Faking It
Being Too Much
Did I Say Masturbate Yet?
Foofing
Your Family
Failure
Wetting Yourself
Wetting Someone Else
Debt
Being Straight
Being Crooked
Being Bi
Being Gay
Being Trans
Being Non-Binary
Being ?
Being A Guy
Being A Girl
The Fact That One Boob is Bigger Than The Other (the Right One I Think?)
Watching TV
Twitter
Facebook
Your Blog
Your Website
Hairy Butts
Saying No
Saying Yes
Saying Maybe
Failing
Drawing a Blank
and
MOST IMPORTANTLY

YOU!!!