I put out the call here and over on the twitter for some #askjaxasms questions. An Ask Me Anything sort thing.

ANYWAY…

I got a couple questions so here they are. For the most part I will leave names out unless you ask me to use them. Kinda the ‘reverse’ of how it’s usually done – but this isn’t so much usual is it? Look at me asking YOU questions! OK, I will move along. YOUR questions.

1. I am reading a book about Anne Frank. Wondering why she was hiding when she could have left a long time before? -Anonymous

Well Anonymous. Really? How the hell should I know? I know that I SAID ask me ANYTHING – but this century would be good? Please?

2. Hey jax! After spending his quarantine days on his phone and twitter, my husband has it in his mind that he and I should be having sex anally. Why and should I do it? -Kalley. (She asked me to use her name)

Anyway…Kalley. On your husband’s mind. Ummm yea? It’s probably the only place he has yet to stick his… (Penis for the under 18’s)so yea he thinks about it. I hear it’s fun – so use LOTS of lube and DO IT! Anal is most guys’ Everest. The forbidden conquest. That’s IT. That’s why he wants to. If he were to “talk” about it BEFORE the act – or have you draw a picture of the act or have you explain what happens ‘down there’ that it’s NOT rainbows, lollipops, and fruit juice rain showers. USUALLY you’d head off any further talk (except that empty ‘dirty’ talk) after having THAT HONEST conversation but – again because he has NOT done it before and is NOT in the same galaxy as reality – he’ll ‘plod along.

So Kallie – thanks.

#askjaxasms