Seven-Somethings – ONE

A new, almost olden, feature-similar, might-be-regular-like, series-imitating post(s). Depending on YOU liking it (Send me a note and let me know what you think) or you hating it, I will determine how often to post a ‘Seven-Somethings’ post for your eyes’ consumption.

How will it work? GREAT question! You are brilliant!

I will introduce the topic, or story, or theory, or thought, or complaint, or suggestion, or bitch, or moan – you get it. Anyway…After the introduction, will be a list called The Seven-Somethings. How-to’s, how NOT-to’s, what to-do’s, what not-to-do’s…and MANY cracks about common sense, common stupid, uncommon ideas or suggestions. Like a Top-10 list – only jam-packed with information, tips, suggestions, etc. in a format of Seven or 7.

Don’t stank on my attempt to explain this – just consume SEVEN, on the regular. And here’s the first list-of-seven for your critique or compliment. DON’T FORGET to pass along your thoughts and suggestions – even if you want to list them in sevens.

And now. A Sevens:

Seven-Somethings of Seven-Somethings for Seven-Somethings about Seven-Somethings.

SEVEN: Even I am sick of the word ‘seven’ in this post

SIX: Nearly every issue is based on, or is perpetuated by, LIES

FIVE: New word-of-the-month, ‘transparency,’ might be the LEAST transparent and MOST manipulative word/position/picture EVER

FOUR: This is, without exception, 4

THREE: As proof of 4, I present 3.

TWO: Proof of life is ALWAYS involved in hostage situations. SO the next time I kidnap someone and demand cash – to assist me – I SHOULD record a proof-of-life BEFORE negotiations start and/or things get heated in case the proof of life becomes impossible.

ONE: Financial Advice: For the sake, and benefit, of your future and your bank account – number 2 is the MOST important note in this ENTIRE post.


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🕳 Rabbit Hole

Hey kids! While I was unable to undelete the unpodcasts – I WAS able to get the equipment to work again. Meaning… I will be BACK into the sar-kast-ink. studios this afternoon! A bunch of RE-DO work. Some NEW-DO work. A small bit of DO-IT-BETTER-DO work.

I won’t go into ‘the weeds’ and simply state the obvious, unique, and ya-duh’s. Season One of the sar-kast-ink.s will ACTUALLY begin to appear here!

I hear you yelling “Ya whatever – just DO IT already!!”

Away I go to the studios! As you so eloquently demanded.

Shack Wacky

A little long this one, but.

This isn’t what was expected, or meant, but…
I found it! Finally found the post. For Shack Wacky.

Choice, choice, choice. It’s what we thought we wanted – what we made for today – from peanut butter to SUV’s – we now have so many choices for everything – that it’s killing us.
Where is the insanity of our choice most dramatic – yet perfect? Where the choices are NOT a benefit?

Choices are killing LOVE. Choice is killing LOVE.
Much like shelf after shelf of peanut butter, or feature after feature in an SUV – we now have shelf after shelf – feature after feature – OF LOVE.
WRONG! You say? How bout this?…

You were out on a date last night for dinner. It went GREAT! You’re making plans today to go out again! But before the plans for another date are made BOTH OF YOU have killed ANY chances, with choice

How? You say? Well both of you, sometimes, or one of you, EVERY time – NOT EVEN AN HOUR AFTER THE DATE – are on a dating, hook-up, or porn site browsing choices.

Please don’t bother sending me a letter or email or DM on a dating site saying that it isn’t true. Because I asked PornHub – and they agreed – it is ONE HUNDRED PERCENT FACT!!

Does it make sense? Any of it? NO!
Is there a name for this? THERE IS NOW!

Shack Wacky!
and CHECK.