ONE part – a question I was asked indirectly out in the wild today, the OTHER part – the origin of my *new* and very stolen phrase ‘Out in the Wild.’
I will start with the INSANE question I mostly overheard in a conversation i was having with a friend. (Said friend had a friend who uttered the insanity) Then part deux. Out in the Wild.
Without a further distracted paragraph – the INSANE statement was this: “I caught my son (17) doing sex with one of his buddies – Is there a way to tell if he’s gay for sure?”
Now, in all honesty, it was ALL I could possibly do, to NOT jump up and down screaming at this guy. I mean – Just HOW STUPID ARE YOU!!!??!!!?? I can feel my one good nerve fraying as I write this. This was a GROWN ADULT with a reputable job, AND a family with kidS! aged 10 to 17. Did I mention he has a university degree, in science?
So, ONE LAST scream into the void – Dude. ARE YOU FOR. REAL!!?? ARE YOU AN IDIOT!!?? ARE YOU AN IMBECILE!? WHO EXACTLY BRUSHES YOUR TEETH AND TIES YOUR SHOES FOR YOU IN THE MORNING!!??
I’m not a doctor, or an expert on sex – But I THINK that I can safely, quite safely, tell you that your son – is gay. for. sure. For. Sure. – Good for him! If you hadn’t already decided to SAY NOTHING – SAY NOTHING TO HIM DUMMASS!! In fact I would further suggest you take a vow of silence (or whatever) for EVER. I’m sure that when you use your voice, or your thinking brain, you have MUCH trouble breathing and seeing.
The OTHER part now.
Out in the Wild. Click the link above because this wordpress platform will NOT LET ME post a video thumbnail unless I pay MORE hundreds of dollars. I’ve paid WAY MORE THAN ENOUGH on this platform already. Email me for the *errm wordpress review if YOU are looking to start a blog or website.
Back to Out in the Wild briefly. Actually Out in the Wild today I had an amazing conversation with another July Talk fan – and believe me that is fairly rare! Both that I had an actual conversation with a human FACE TO FACE in this pandemic thing, and with a fellow admirer of the amazing July Talk! 🙏
So yea…Click the link for July Talk! July is almost here – and I can SEE a July Talk show coming in the next couple of months? Hopefully.