notsomuch useless. facks A “butt load” is an actual unit of measurement, equivalent to 126 gallons. HOWEVER – a sh!t load is NOT. Staying with BUTTS for another… Turtles can breathe out of their butts. There are more stars in space than there are grains of sand on every beach on Earth. Peanuts are notContinue reading “For you…A ‘Butt-Load’ **notsomuch useless. facks”
Monthly Archives: July 2021
Everyone LOVES lists right?!
by jacK: staffwriter (jaxasms.ca) How about a few top 3’s? Deal?Deal then. The top 3 reasons to go into work NAKED! 3. No one’s EVER going to steal your chair.2. It definitely diverts attention from the fact that you showed up drunk. Again.AND #1 – it’s a GREAT way to meet that guy/girl in HRContinue reading “Everyone LOVES lists right?!”
the top 5 anythings to start your week
Let’s start with #5. 5. The Olympics started and opened last week. I love watching the Olympic snowboarding. But after the first 5 days were done – the announcers informed me these were the summer games and that I’d have to wait until Winter Olympics for that. Shizzy 4. One more from the Olympics. AContinue reading “the top 5 anythings to start your week”
a welcome [to the cranium]
by jacK – staffwriter [bc, canada (jaxasms.ca)] a morning in the brain of – jacK. this is but an hour or so in jacK’s brain, and by writing this short story, you’ll NOT want to visit that brain for ANY amount of time! did you know that everyone who inhales, and relies on, oxygen –Continue reading “a welcome [to the cranium]”
A ‘Timely’ French Exit
The very beautiful Michelle Pfeiffer – you know her right? Well her NEW movie in 2021 is called “French Exit.” And reading about that movie is what brought on this post with useless or once-useless or notsomuch useless trivia! Anyway… In case you didn’t know…To leave a party without telling anyone is called, in English,Continue reading “A ‘Timely’ French Exit”
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