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A “butt load” is an actual unit of measurement, equivalent to 126 gallons.

HOWEVER – a sh!t load is NOT.

Staying with BUTTS for another…

Turtles can breathe out of their butts.

There are more stars in space than there are grains of sand on every beach on Earth.

Peanuts are not nuts. They grow in the ground, so they are technically legumes.

Not once in the Humpty Dumpty nursery rhyme does it mention that he’s an egg.

The dot over a small case “i” has a name. It is called a “tittle.”

The lint that collects in the bottom of your pockets also has a name. It is called a “gnurr.”

TRY to breathe and swallow at the same time —
You can’t.

The SarcMark (short for “sarcasm mark”) is actually the trademarked creation of a man named Douglas Sak, who markets it as…the official, easy-to-use punctuation mark to emphasize a sarcastic statement or word in writing sans tone.

the world needs sarcastic