Well if it COULD go wrong on the jaxasms.ca it HAS. You are here so at least part my house is working. i will continue to work on the house – hopefully the wordpress.com will help to solve the other stuff.
AND on THAT note – look for stories real soon – if I am able to recover my data on the wordpress.com!
Get up in the morning tomorrow, get dressed appropriately – and go to the job you’d like to have. When you arrive, start working. DO NOT stop working until the police arrive to remove you from the building.
Be removed, without incident, and go to the police station.
After arriving at the station, use your opportunity to use the phone to contact ALL of the media in your town to attend a Press Conference at the station in an hour. Once done that –
START WORKING at the police station. It will take them about an hour to discover what you are up to, and about the time your new job at the police station is ending – newspaper, radio, and TV reporters will have arrived at the station for YOUR Press Conference.
In your press conference – Regale the adventures of your day. How you started the day unemployed, but began work at Company A – only to be found out that you didn’t ACTUALLY work there. The police picked you up there and brought you to the station so that you could start your new Media Liaison job for them.
Unemployed at 7am. A long career at company A in the morning, and then finish the day as Chief Media Liaison for the police,
What a day! A question though…
What are we going to do tonight Brain?
The SAME thing we do EVERY night Pinky… Try to take-over the world.
ALL created by a species that needs a warning label on carcinogenic cigarettes and HOT coffee? Say whatnow?
I present to you a product that you BUY to stick in your ear, that a company manufactures in order TO stick in your ear – complete with instructions on HOW to use it after sticking it into your ear.
And in perfect human form…ADD THIS WARNING LABEL TO THE BOX.
The warning label *Roughly translated: WARNING: DO buy/Thanks FOR buying our ear canal cleaner. Everything BUT the ear canal can be cleaned with a wash cloth and soap, so thank you. If used to clean ears? Umm I BOUGHT these notsomuch safety ear canal sticks to CLEAN my ears. And. Keep out of reach of your human children. They ARE your children. If you’re stupid enough to scratch your brain with one of these darts – I can almost GUARANTEE that they are MORE THAN stupid enough to do the same. The whole ‘genetic-lottery’ thing – that your offspring LOST.
AGAIN…Do NOT forget — STOP pushing the Q-tip into your skull if you feel ANY resistance.