OTTAWA – Doctors and the Canadian Government made a sweetheart ‘vaccine deal’ — APPARENTLY to save the lives of millions of conspiracy theory surrounding a secret vaccine oath between Canadian doctors and the government has been confirmed, revealing medical professionals are pushing vaccinations in order to save your life.
According to Yellowit user @I_M_Alberta_born_baby, the conspiracy was unearthed after he held his new Vaccination card up to a bright light and discovered a hidden symbol: the smirking purple devil emoji. ‘😈’
“Canadian doctors were forced by the government to FORCE the public to get the LIFE-SAVING vaccinations or else they’d lose their jobs,” His Yellowit post went on, “Want proof? My friend Wayne’s brother’s girlfriend knows things. She listens to podcasts and reads stuff!”
There was something else about a snake and glad bagged chicken wings – but i nodded off and the screen timed out.
“I feel like we’ve been caught with our hands in the cookie jar,” said Doctor Bernadette Tubbs, who admitted to making the deal in a dark alley behind a hospital after she just finished doing back-to-back 24 hour shifts intubating 40-year-old covid patients.
“Now that Canadians know about our nefarious intentions to try and save people’s lives -“ Tubbs continued “ And save those lives through vaccinations, there is nothing we can do to retain anybody’s trust.”
In speaking with anti-vaxxer Katelyn Kalio, the mom of 6 told me that doctors are evil and should be in jail. “Why would I put foreign stuff in my body? [quick question Mrs Kalio – how did those 6 children get borneded? Whether by sex or by test-tube, SOMETHING foreign was put inside your body. THAT statement of yours, therefore, is patently FALSE.
Kalio finished by stating angrily, “We SHOULD be using the much talked about, on Facebook, drug Ivermectin. It’s at least proven to work deworming cows and horses alike. Good for them – SHOULD be good for you too.”
And with that I had to stop the interview and do what the former American president suggested and drink some bleach, followed by a healthy eye and ear rinse.
And just to add some more learning! Frankenstein was NOT the monster’s name. The dude that made him was Frankenstein, and the monster was named Frankenstein’s Monster. So there’s that.
It’s the Sunday, Holy day? As usual I fell out of bed at 4am and my intentions said it was a day of writing – the book and stories HERE.
It’s 5 now. 5PM specifically. Day GONE! Lots of *new music on the playlists listening – and that damned rabbit-hole – NOT the sarCast – but that internet thing. And for YOU this evening then…A recap of my wasted day! Fun right? HELLS TO THE YEA! Ya. A bit of a longer post BC fotos? Ha. Optional I hear. Anyway… All aboard the trainwreck…
First stop THIS:
There are a few stops in that – whatsitagain? Yea covid I think it was. Well is – I don’t talk about it here SAVE TODAY as I found gems like all these. How this will work – just a Sunday night wander with jacK’s brain!
Human’s have appeared to have forgotten what it is to human.
a great friend of mine always ends up with the guy at the end of the night, instead of me, or unfortunately, in spite of me. why? Sally via #askjaxasms
hey back sally! not really sure the answer you’re looking for sally…nor am I even sure you have a question in your question. whatever – the answer i will offer is this:
You CAN do way better than a hook-up in a bar. MEETING someone – cool – but the hook-up? Do better than that.
– OR – your great friend is a whore/slut, and you need to UP THAT PART of your game. I DO NOT recommend this – but if that’s what you want – UP the whore part and you’ll be successful anytime you want. The guys you’re trying to hook up with in the club or bar, for the most part, are dumb pigs. More skin…More dirty mouth…More whore.
hey jack. Did you or do you really do porn? Greta (toronto, canada) via email@example.com
Hi Greta! Thanks for the note. (Greta is referring to an earlier story – right here called porn.)
Greta… No I have not done porn. COULD do radio-porn maybe – but not anything visual. A NUMBER of reasons I won’t go into here. And Greta – i might REMIND you of the main character here on the good shipjaxasms.ca – sarcasms?