by: jacK staffwriter

Hey jacK

a great friend of mine always ends up with the guy at the end of the night, instead of me, or unfortunately, in spite of me. why?
Sally via #askjaxasms

hey back sally!
not really sure the answer you’re looking for sally…nor am I even sure you have a question in your question. whatever – the answer i will offer is this:

You CAN do way better than a hook-up in a bar. MEETING someone – cool – but the hook-up? Do better than that.

– OR – your great friend is a whore/slut, and you need to UP THAT PART of your game. I DO NOT recommend this – but if that’s what you want – UP the whore part and you’ll be successful anytime you want. The guys you’re trying to hook up with in the club or bar, for the most part, are dumb pigs. More skin…More dirty mouth…More whore.

Next…

hey jack.
Did you or do you really do porn?
Greta (toronto, canada) via jaxasms@icloud.ca

Hi Greta! Thanks for the note.
(Greta is referring to an earlier story – right here called porn.)

Greta… No I have not done porn. COULD do radio-porn maybe – but not anything visual. A NUMBER of reasons I won’t go into here. And Greta – i might REMIND you of the main character here on the good ship jaxasms.ca – sarcasms?