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an irony – a sarCastony – a couple pictures – and some notsomuch nice words


Let’s get it started with a bit of a summary? If not a summary – a possible, maybe probable, an onomatopoeia.

your an idiot

**millions and millions on that internet thing all the kids are buzzing about

onomatopoeia (LOOK AT ALL THOSE VOWELS!) – definitely irony. On all of the social medias i partake in, including reputable blogs and websites, you (me) find that exact statement. Word for every three words of idiocy. see the irony in there?

Hint: it’s YOU’RE not your – (snark*)

Pro-Tip: as you read – HEAR it in the biggest sarcastic voice you can imagine*

jacK

Onward and upward – actually downward but…

the dead dog and donKey award! if you are sarCastic – or you know a masTersarCaster – show me the stuff – I’ll show up with the award.

A new self portrait
Not a selfie

This ditty was made by someone else and contributed over there on the twitter – @jaxasms

QUITE A FEW more! Cept the two jaXasms items that i made – the others are all submitted by readers like you! The shoes are MINE! Only the best dress/sports/casual shoes EVER made!

And LASTERLY superheroes and characters on the toilet! JUST WHAT YOU WANTED RIGHT?

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sheet cake baby! [old guy still learnen stuff¿]


As you already know – i readily admit when i am wrong, or don’t know something – I’m just very bluntly matter-of-fact. As such (yes that’s how you say it)

I learned a new term today – accidentally – but it was new. For those of you who already KNEW this term – it was happenstance that i happened upon it. It was a public radio show talking about baking. The host either said the term or said something close and it piqued my interest. AKA my slightly heightened OCD and ADD. ALL those acronyms! For those in the need to know (like me)

Back on topic! The term is this: ‘Sheet Cake’ The UrbanDictionary.com definition of sheet cake (if you don’t want to follow the link) is this:

Sheet cake aka San Francisco Sheet Cake (aside from the baking definition) is when a heterosexual guy has sex with a heterosexual woman and the pair is sandwiched between two homosexual men. Are you getting the picture here? A LOT of sex is happening in that picture!

I will just leave my new knowledge there – Do with it what you see fit. If it was a good idea for you – happy San Francisco Sheet Caking!