watching a true crime ‘documentary-style’ show on the brain-suck contraption. (that’s contraption NOT contraception sickos)
Anyway – the forensic doctor on this show SERIOUSLY made this statement:

“identical twins can have identical DNA – and they could also have completely different DNA too.”

may not be my favourite statement – BUT – it IS AT LEAST one level hell WORSE than the ‘stupid human’ info-ditty up above there. remember that AMAZING bit of forensic and human simplicity up there.

don’t worry fellow misfits, i will repeat that nugget of wisDumb up there so you can register it with your brain memory god up there in what should be your head.

identical twins [HELL – you, me AND the great barrier reef by that logic] can have identical DNA – and they [WE] could also have completely different DNA too.”

In my BEST Captain Kirk/William Shatner award presenting voice: ‘And it is. That. that wins. the coveted. Triple ‘D’ [Dead Dog and Donkey] award this week!

Congratulations Forensic Science wiZ! As DumB as it sounds.