humanity chess

by jacX- staffwriter (

part of the peoPle stories

humanity chess

humanity chess. do we really need to explain EVERYTHING wrong, funny, and disturbing about the humansX colouring above? GUYS i know you get it. yet guys you still do it?

you’re on the bus or the train. it is quiet – with next to no one commuting at the time. you spot a place to sit and make your way to the seat only to find the person in the seat across from it has their bare feet or shoed feet on the seat – annoyed, you note that the person is also laying across two seats. guess you’re not sitting there.

a few seats away you find the temporary home for your butt – and you sit, take out your book and begin to relax a bit, and read. <<just as a reminder – nearly all of the seats are available>>

two minutes after settling in for the commute another person gets on board and makes their way towards you. you notice that they, too, appear annoyed about the sprawled out commuter with their feet on the seat. you laugh to yourself – and before the smirk can fall from your face, the new person on board finds a seat…

— right beside you with shoulders touching — a little like the urinal cake chess match above.

one more that is very similar –
despite a *bit* of a break in the height of the coVid – humans are back to the same old. let’s imagine for a second you and i and a few other humans are in the express line-up at the grocery store. my message for EVERYONE else in that line with me… you DO KNOW right – that the closer you stand to me – or on me – does NOT make the line move faster?

People-Y stuff

by jacX – staffwriter (

From British Columbia, in the Canada.

A campfire ban. People complaining about fines for having a campfire and that government MUST do a better job communicating the bans.

Notice WAS given… in every news and other paper. On every tv and radio. But even if you did NOT get any of that….

Imagine with me now……….you are in a forest. It’s fire season – it’s 40+ degrees with no water anywhere close.

And YOU need to be TOLD (quite specifically) NOT TO SET FIRE TO STUFF???? I can only assume you are the same People blocking traffic on a highway PROTESTING the fact that you’re being TOLD to take a LIFE-SAVING vaccine to help stop a world-wide pandemic and save your own life. I can only FURTHER assume you are the same People blocking ambulance access to your local hospital, complaining that hospitals are full of pandemic patients and that YOU had to wait 2 hours in an EMERGENCY ROOM to see a doctor about your ear hurting

So here’s five ideas from THIS dumbass…to brilliant you: MAYBE

1. stop complaining about your first world problems?

2. stop blaming everyone ELSE for YOUR brilliant decision making skills?

3. stop setting fire to stuff?

4. stop thinking that YOUR aching ear is somehow more important than someone else’s – I dunno…COVID? DEATH?

and #5 that cannot be stressed enough – START using some common sense! [you know…that gut feeling that kept your ancestors alive for thousands of years? that]

Next… time we will look at the ways that only filling your gas tank half full actually SAVES you gas and SAVES the environment!

you’re not gonna wanna miss this advertising stroke of brilliance…really.