by jacX – staffwriter (jaXasms.ca)

From British Columbia, in the Canada.

A campfire ban. People complaining about fines for having a campfire and that government MUST do a better job communicating the bans.

Notice WAS given… in every news and other paper. On every tv and radio. But even if you did NOT get any of that….

Imagine with me now……….you are in a forest. It’s fire season – it’s 40+ degrees with no water anywhere close.

And YOU need to be TOLD (quite specifically) NOT TO SET FIRE TO STUFF???? I can only assume you are the same People blocking traffic on a highway PROTESTING the fact that you’re being TOLD to take a LIFE-SAVING vaccine to help stop a world-wide pandemic and save your own life. I can only FURTHER assume you are the same People blocking ambulance access to your local hospital, complaining that hospitals are full of pandemic patients and that YOU had to wait 2 hours in an EMERGENCY ROOM to see a doctor about your ear hurting

So here’s five ideas from THIS dumbass…to brilliant you: MAYBE…

1. stop complaining about your first world problems?

2. stop blaming everyone ELSE for YOUR brilliant decision making skills?

3. stop setting fire to stuff?

4. stop thinking that YOUR aching ear is somehow more important than someone else’s – I dunno…COVID? DEATH?

and #5 that cannot be stressed enough – START using some common sense! [you know…that gut feeling that kept your ancestors alive for thousands of years? that]

Next… time we will look at the ways that only filling your gas tank half full actually SAVES you gas and SAVES the environment!

you’re not gonna wanna miss this advertising stroke of brilliance…really.