I ONLY liquored at stoplights


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hell. You, Me and the Great Barrier Reef too!


watching a true crime ‘documentary-style’ show on the brain-suck contraption. (that’s contraption NOT contraception sickos)Anyway – the forensic doctor on this show SERIOUSLY made this statement: “identical twins can have identical DNA – and they could also have completely different DNA too.” may not be my favourite statement – BUT – it IS AT LEASTContinue reading “hell. You, Me and the Great Barrier Reef too!”

…LITERALLY rapid-fire stick-people


Friend: Can you turn on and pre-heat the oven jacK?Me: [starts dancing seductively in front of the oven – removing my touque-hat]Friend: Everything you do jacK… WHY? People like to encourage you with helpful advice like “sing like no one is listening” or the very similar same statement ‘dance like no one is watching.’The Next…timeContinue reading “…LITERALLY rapid-fire stick-people”

Another conspiracy theory surrounding the Covid pandemic has risen to life like a medical-grade Frankenstein


OTTAWA – Doctors and the Canadian Government made a sweetheart ‘vaccine deal’ — APPARENTLY to save the lives of millions of conspiracy theory surrounding a secret vaccine oath between Canadian doctors and the government has been confirmed, revealing medical professionals are pushing vaccinations in order to save your life. According to Yellowit user @I_M_Alberta_born_baby, theContinue reading “Another conspiracy theory surrounding the Covid pandemic has risen to life like a medical-grade Frankenstein”

The Bigfoot. The Chupacabra. The Dinosaurs. The †Raphus Cucullatus†


and The Humans Coming Soon!! by jacK: staffwriter (jaxasms.ca) The dodo bird. I recently stopped by an old friend’s house for a beverage and dinner with him and his family. First a Caveat — (A caveat is defined as a proviso of specific stipulations, conditions, or limitations. In this case more of an explanation toContinue reading “The Bigfoot. The Chupacabra. The Dinosaurs. The †Raphus Cucullatus†”