BIG announcement!

@jaxasms

Well y’all y’all y’all are the first to find out! Well, except me anyway! I guess the voting board of directors over there at the Interweb SarKasms Society too. BUT AFTER me and thems – you’re the FIRST!

The announcement – the ISS has named yours truly – ME – as a member of the upper echelon of the ISS and official Common Sense Guru! Or as my first duty in the new post – I am renaming it ‘notsomuch common-sense guru’

So I guess that makes for new titles on my notsomuch existing business cards! and here on the site and social media #jaXasms @jaXasms! That’s me excited – and the excitement is gone. now past tense. Onward

NEW post coming soon – as promised it’ll be a rapid-fire letter answering thing. I know – more excitement.

So yea… thanks to the Interweb SarKasms Society and all y’all too!

See you soon with the rapid-fires post from your new ‘notsomuch common-sense guru’ – jacK!

an irony – a sarCastony – a couple pictures – and some notsomuch nice words

#askjaxasms, @jaxasms, useless

Let’s get it started with a bit of a summary? If not a summary – a possible, maybe probable, an onomatopoeia.

your an idiot

**millions and millions on that internet thing all the kids are buzzing about

onomatopoeia (LOOK AT ALL THOSE VOWELS!) – definitely irony. On all of the social medias i partake in, including reputable blogs and websites, you (me) find that exact statement. Word for every three words of idiocy. see the irony in there?

Hint: it’s YOU’RE not your – (snark*)

Pro-Tip: as you read – HEAR it in the biggest sarcastic voice you can imagine*

jacK

Onward and upward – actually downward but…

the dead dog and donKey award! if you are sarCastic – or you know a masTersarCaster – show me the stuff – I’ll show up with the award.

A new self portrait
Not a selfie

This ditty was made by someone else and contributed over there on the twitter – @jaxasms

QUITE A FEW more! Cept the two jaXasms items that i made – the others are all submitted by readers like you! The shoes are MINE! Only the best dress/sports/casual shoes EVER made!

And LASTERLY superheroes and characters on the toilet! JUST WHAT YOU WANTED RIGHT?

So this thing kinda happened…

#askjaxasms, sar-kast-inks.

It’s the Sunday, Holy day? As usual I fell out of bed at 4am and my intentions said it was a day of writing – the book and stories HERE.

©️jacK @4am rolling out of the coffin

It’s 5 now. 5PM specifically. Day GONE! Lots of *new music on the playlists listening – and that damned rabbit-hole – NOT the sarCast – but that internet thing. And for YOU this evening then…A recap of my wasted day! Fun right? HELLS TO THE YEA! Ya.
A bit of a longer post BC fotos? Ha. Optional I hear. Anyway… All aboard the trainwreck…

First stop THIS:

©️obviously the english is optional

There are a few stops in that – whatsitagain? Yea covid I think it was. Well is – I don’t talk about it here SAVE TODAY as I found gems like all these. How this will work – just a Sunday night wander with jacK’s brain!

©️ like i said – a few like this

Human’s have appeared to have forgotten what it is to human.

©️ in case you were wondering – everyone was wearing a mask.
©️ moving right along. Yelp is IN public toilets now
©️ a long sign… but worth the read!
©️ and then i laughed and laughed and i laughed

Various #askjaxasms Stuffs [aka: rapid-fires]

#askjaxasms, Hey jax!

by: jacK staffwriter

Hey jacK

a great friend of mine always ends up with the guy at the end of the night, instead of me, or unfortunately, in spite of me. why?
Sally via #askjaxasms

hey back sally!
not really sure the answer you’re looking for sally…nor am I even sure you have a question in your question. whatever – the answer i will offer is this:

You CAN do way better than a hook-up in a bar. MEETING someone – cool – but the hook-up? Do better than that.

OR – your great friend is a whore/slut, and you need to UP THAT PART of your game. I DO NOT recommend this – but if that’s what you want – UP the whore part and you’ll be successful anytime you want. The guys you’re trying to hook up with in the club or bar, for the most part, are dumb pigs. More skin…More dirty mouth…More whore.

Next…

hey jack.
Did you or do you really do porn?
Greta (toronto, canada) via jaxasms@icloud.ca

Hi Greta! Thanks for the note.
(Greta is referring to an earlier story – right here called porn.)

Greta… No I have not done porn. COULD do radio-porn maybe – but not anything visual. A NUMBER of reasons I won’t go into here. And Greta – i might REMIND you of the main character here on the good ship jaxasms.ca – sarcasms?