by jacK: staffwriter (jaxasms.ca)
IF you follow ALL of these steps.
by jacK – staffwriter
Get up in the morning tomorrow, get dressed appropriately – and go to the job you’d like to have. When you arrive, start working. DO NOT stop working until the police arrive to remove you from the building.
Be removed, without incident, and go to the police station.
After arriving at the station, use your opportunity to use the phone to contact ALL of the media in your town to attend a Press Conference at the station in an hour. Once done that –
START WORKING at the police station. It will take them about an hour to discover what you are up to, and about the time your new job at the police station is ending – newspaper, radio, and TV reporters will have arrived at the station for YOUR Press Conference.
In your press conference – Regale the adventures of your day. How you started the day unemployed, but began work at Company A – only to be found out that you didn’t ACTUALLY work there. The police picked you up there and brought you to the station so that you could start your new Media Liaison job for them.
Unemployed at 7am. A long career at company A in the morning, and then finish the day as Chief Media Liaison for the police,
What a day! A question though…
What are we going to do tonight Brain?
The SAME thing we do EVERY night Pinky… Try to take-over the world.