…LITERALLY rapid-fire stick-people

Friend: Can you turn on and pre-heat the oven jacK?Me: [starts dancing seductively in front of the oven – removing my touque-hat]Friend: Everything you do jacK… WHY? People like to encourage you with helpful advice like “sing like no one is listening” or the very similar same statement ‘dance like no one is watching.’The Next…timeContinue reading “…LITERALLY rapid-fire stick-people”

Another conspiracy theory surrounding the Covid pandemic has risen to life like a medical-grade Frankenstein

OTTAWA – Doctors and the Canadian Government made a sweetheart ‘vaccine deal’ — APPARENTLY to save the lives of millions of conspiracy theory surrounding a secret vaccine oath between Canadian doctors and the government has been confirmed, revealing medical professionals are pushing vaccinations in order to save your life. According to Yellowit user @I_M_Alberta_born_baby, theContinue reading “Another conspiracy theory surrounding the Covid pandemic has risen to life like a medical-grade Frankenstein”

The Bigfoot. The Chupacabra. The Dinosaurs. The †Raphus Cucullatus†

and The Humans Coming Soon!! by jacK: staffwriter (jaxasms.ca) The dodo bird. I recently stopped by an old friend’s house for a beverage and dinner with him and his family. First a Caveat — (A caveat is defined as a proviso of specific stipulations, conditions, or limitations. In this case more of an explanation toContinue reading “The Bigfoot. The Chupacabra. The Dinosaurs. The †Raphus Cucullatus†”

How exactly are humans NOT extinct?

Space travel. Submarines. Super-Computers. ALL created by a species that needs a warning label on carcinogenic cigarettes and HOT coffee? Say whatnow? I present to you a product that you BUY to stick in your ear, that a company manufactures in order TO stick in your ear – complete with instructions on HOW to useContinue reading “How exactly are humans NOT extinct?”