18+ ID should-be requirements for Disney + and a Crave?
Back in unprecedented news…
My brain hurts just getting that title and introduction out of my head. I wrote it and still had to read, re-read, and start over 4 times to get to here.
And now here…
As we’ve hearded a ka billion times over the past about-2 years
We are ‘all in this together.’
English took it all like a champ – but as humans quite often do – we ganged up on English and beat it like a dead horse.
Arby’s: The Deep Fried Turkey Pillow Nap Hat
Pizza Hut and Ikea teamed up. Strangely – but…
Pizza Hut X Gravity Blanket: The Original Pan Weighted Blanket!
Heinz: Ketchup Puzzle
Kraft Pumpkin Spice Mac & Cheese
FaceTime / Zoom et al.
Just as not every email needs to be a meeting, not every meeting needs to be a video chat. We want to feel connected, but we really need to resolve to use them sparingly. Also, please stop taking the calls from your bed. You’ve had months to perfect your video chat etiquette
A possible sum for the last couple years: the BBW part. BUZZWORDS… BUT WHY? Buzzwords are the bomb these days – perhaps as foretold by our Modern-Day Marketing Nostradamus Ryan Reynolds?
This Covid thing has provided me with some good, quality, people watching opportunities. I LOVE watching them – Just NOT a fan of talking to them.
ANYway. One city is quarantined – it’s next door neighbour is not. One country is closed down and the US remains open for business. One airline is shut down – while another is there with extra flights.
Call me a dummy, a pessimist, a glass-half-empty, or even an encourager – BUT
Isn’t that like having a ‘pee-section’ in the neighbourhood swimming pool? Well, except the death part.
Probably a question we humans SHOULD be asking ourselves in the morning mirror instead of ego-boosting self flatteries, or on the internet asking which fetish for breakfast on the PornHub this morning.
Humans NEED to calm the fvck down. It’s just like the majority of our earthly problems in 2021 (NO. Not covid) – it’s rooted in our extreme encouraged narcissism.
I ACTUALLY have to weed through the letters to me here at jaxasms.ca – to outright DELETE some of the hateful words, comments, insults, blah blah blah. HATE. HATE. HATE. I get SOME of the anger (at least mine) cause other humans suck, I suck, and you suck.
But really? We MUST just calm the fvck down kids!
I mean, honestly, we are angry about the MOST ridiculous things that DO NOT directly impact any of us. Who cares if your nosey neighbour walks his dog at 5am? Does it actually affect you in ANY way? No, no it doesn’t. A dog in the cul-de-sac barking non-stop? The answer is in the statement – NON-STOP. That ‘non’ word dear human MEANS NO! In this case NO STOPPING! So it’s annoying, yes, it’s not necessary, yes – but it is def NOT worth popping-your-top over? Right?
Notsomuch COMMON SENSE abound. In the dog, the dog owner, the neighbours, and YOU.
EVERY human (including me, including you) NEED to just calm the fvck down. Stop being so angry! Bro?