head. and hip.

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by jacX- staffwriter (jaXasms.ca)

TWO! count em – TWO new feature-things today! i can barely count THAT HIGH but i am confident that it’s NOT a problem for you.

the features head. and hip.

i think you’ll figure it out…

let’s get to it with head. NOT THAT sickos.

how this works: read the word and use the word as often as possible in the neXt week – then, the neXt month – then the neXt year – so yea.

now put THIS in your head – and do the homewerk! dammit…

hedonometre or hedonometer or hedonimeter:

a device used to measure happiness or pleasure. that’s it. that’s what it means. go forth and use it – TRY to use the word to make happiness to measure!?

a. hedonometer (source: our friends over there at the twitter! twitter.com)

now hip – it’s hip and notsomuch hip.

someone in your life needs to hear something. howbout YOU say that something to that someone. here’s an idea.

somebody else once said ‘beauty is in the eye of the beholder.’ soooooo justa thought – try – ‘you know something. you are beautiful to me. you are beautiful.’ any variation thereof of course. common sensically – just try it!

10,002

@jaxasms

THANK YOU KIDS!

While i was NOT paying attention this weekend – we here at jaxasms.ca STARTED celebrating hit number ten thousand last night. 10,002 this morning when I signed in to be exact.

So – thanks again kids! Some great stuff coming this week which means I will see you soon! This intranet thing is awesome amiright??!

No PG Scavenger Hunt

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Over the course of this pandemic, one little thing I noticed was the extents to which online teachers have gone to keep kids interested in online learning. This got my sometimes childish brain thinking about one of the activities they partooken in. A (various topics) scavenger hunt event was VERY popular with the children, and also popular with educators looking for *new* ways to teach the very often ADHD kids science or math.

The last feature I saw was a scavenger hunt for coloured, and various shaped objects in the children’s’ bedrooms. So I thought, OF COURSE, of an adult version of such a project.

So – HERE IT IS! I don’t care WHAT you find in your homes, but I want to hear about what you DID FIND! Whether or not you have roommates or family in your place I want you to scavenge! Not colours or shapes the ONLY criteria I present to you is that it MUST be an item that you keep/store in a hidden like place. A drawer, cupboard, toilet tank, bedside table – a spot that if you had guests in your home – would be hidden from sight.

Whatever is in those places – Tell me what it/they is/are. For fun! TAKE A PICTURE and send it to me! If you wish to remain anonymous – say so in your letter. I’ll only use FIRST names and NO PICS of YOU!

Dial it up! I want to know the TRUTH! Let’s KEEP it on an adult level as not many children frequent a website about SARCASM and DOUBLE/TRIPLE ENTENDRES. Just NOT their thing. I’ll post your photos unless there is something ILLEGAL in them, and I WILL NOT report ANY stories to authority-like figures.

Let’s have some FUN! Send all your details to jaxasms@icloud.com and then watch here for ALL the entertainment I am sure we’ll muster!

HOPEFULLY be forewarned!