Even MORE absurd ‘almost-cliches’ to throw in a dumpster.


Part one of a multiple part series looking at cliches and nearly-cliches that drive me nuts! I will TRY NOT to editorialize a tonne throughout – *Note: I said TRY! “To Be Honest” How it’s generally said and generally heard: “To be honest, I’d rather drink a bottle of bleach than let you bleach myContinue reading “Even MORE absurd ‘almost-cliches’ to throw in a dumpster.”

…LITERALLY rapid-fire stick-people


Friend: Can you turn on and pre-heat the oven jacK?Me: [starts dancing seductively in front of the oven – removing my touque-hat]Friend: Everything you do jacK… WHY? People like to encourage you with helpful advice like “sing like no one is listening” or the very similar same statement ‘dance like no one is watching.’The Next…timeContinue reading “…LITERALLY rapid-fire stick-people”

an irony – a sarCastony – a couple pictures – and some notsomuch nice words


Let’s get it started with a bit of a summary? If not a summary – a possible, maybe probable, an onomatopoeia. your an idiot **millions and millions on that internet thing all the kids are buzzing about onomatopoeia (LOOK AT ALL THOSE VOWELS!) – definitely irony. On all of the social medias i partake in,Continue reading “an irony – a sarCastony – a couple pictures – and some notsomuch nice words”

Another conspiracy theory surrounding the Covid pandemic has risen to life like a medical-grade Frankenstein


OTTAWA – Doctors and the Canadian Government made a sweetheart ‘vaccine deal’ — APPARENTLY to save the lives of millions of conspiracy theory surrounding a secret vaccine oath between Canadian doctors and the government has been confirmed, revealing medical professionals are pushing vaccinations in order to save your life. According to Yellowit user @I_M_Alberta_born_baby, theContinue reading “Another conspiracy theory surrounding the Covid pandemic has risen to life like a medical-grade Frankenstein”